Too Hungry For A Fork??

My uber-glamorous job takes me to the giant metropolis of Southaven, Mississippi approximately twice a month. There are a couple of good things in Southaven (their Marshall's isn't as picked over, they have a Chick-fil-a that is not currently under construction or renovation, their tanning bed is REALLY nice) but mostly its pretty boring and I hate having to go down there. The real bright shining star or going to Southaven for work usually revolves around a large feast at the Waffle House on Church Road (its the best one in the Haven ... trust me, I've tried them all). Ever since briefly attending college in the state of Georgia, where my beloved Waffle House was first opened, I've been a HUGE fan of this restaurant. Unfortunately up here in Memphis there isn't such a lovely establishment in neighborhoods I regularly frequent, so such delightful feasts are reserved for trips to the Haven. Today was no exception, I waltzed into my favored WH and sauntered up to the counter ordered my All Star breakfast with the necessary modifications and proceeded to get my book out of my handbag and commence reading when I saw something fascinating out of the corner of my eye............

A middle-aged over-weight most likely just got off his shift as a security guard and didn't have time to change out of his extra official uniform prior to rushing to the WH to have a delicious meal and hit on that hot little waitress celebrating her 20th birthday. Now this would usually not rise to the level of a "funny person" in my eyes, but his behavior set him over the edge. MR. SECURITY WAS EATING A T-BONE STEAK WITH HIS HANDS AS IF IT WERE A CHEESEBURGER. NO NEED FOR A KNIFE AND FORD WHEN YOU CAN JUST PICK IT UP AND GNAW ON IT!!!! And what would one wash down such a tasty steak with but a 20oz glass of delicious red Hi-C fruit punch, ha!! I nearly squealing with glee upon seeing this scene. Not even 11am and I've already spotted a "funny person" you know its going to be a good day!!